Start your Cuban holiday before you even set foot in Cuba. On Fantasia Ferries - choose your departure from Playa del Carmen (just south of Cancun) in Mexico or Key West, Florida. Daily, except Wednesdays.
On Wednesdays only, there are departures from Jamaica and Honduras. Please call 1-555-5555 as this route is offered only if demand warrants it.
We offer you soft, comfortable armchairs in the front lounge, or your own private stateroom for a small additional fee, unless you are one of the owner's favorite people (please advise when booking) and then the charge is waived. There is seating on deck (covered and uncovered -- both you, as you wish, and the seats) which is pleasant and enjoyable on all but the windiest and rainiest of days, when goosebumps simply spoil the look.
Buffet meals are provided on all sailings. Bottled water, soda, coffee and tea, wine and beer included. There is a small charge for all other drinks. Additional "refreshments" available in consultation with the Captain or the First Mate.
The fare varies by time of year and departure city. Return tickets must be purchased. Please contact us for the rate on the route you wish to travel. There is an additional charge for the services of Julio and Maria and our other massage artistes (who will perform many other services for you as well, on request, discretion will always prevail in these matters).
There are just a few specific restrictions on all sailings of Fantasia Ferries:
1. Wearing pink is strictly prohibited. Boas and feathered hats are not permitted under any circumstances, except by women approved by Pepin.
2. Singing of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" is restricted to direct descendants of Judy Garland.
3. Tipping is not allowed. All our personnel have taken the new customer service course "Scams 101" and that is the only way they may get money from you.
4. Only CANNED salmon and tuna can be brought on board. Fresh fish will be confiscated at the boarding gate. Regardless of your need of brain food, we must respect the wishes of other passengers to not be subjected to certain smells and odors.
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We look forward to your traveling with us on your next trip to Cuba. Please call us at 1-555-5555 for reservations and more information. We can also do your booking for the Mustang Ranch.
Have a FANTASTIC trip!
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Just checking in. I greatly enjoyed riding the ferry service from Cancun to Cuba.
I found the rules regarding wearing pink reasonable but did not expect to have my undergarments checked.
Either way, the inspection was over quickly and the trip was fantastic.
The Canned salmon steak served from the galley was delicious, unfortunately we sat next to a Canadian man who seemed to be packing boxes of used tennis shoes and baseball caps and distracted us during the entire dinner with his plans to hand out recycled toothbrushes and off sized socks.
Otherwise, great trip.
CB
CB - so sorry about your unfortunate dining experience on Fantasia Ferries. I have discussed this with Pepin who has agreed that we will either refund you your full fare paid, or give you a complementary trip on our new service which will begin this summer - the Circumnavigation Cruise.
Re: Ranch Sniff 'n Save Coupons.
My most sincerest apologies to the person whose message I lost about coupon substitution. I have been hitting the bottle a bit today, starting to celebrate my birthday just a bit early.
Of course you can use the coupon. You do realize that tipping is expected regardless of coupons. In fact, should you choose to not tip, you may not be able to fully and totally enjoy Cuba once you arrive in port, if you arrive in port, you know what we mean.
Speaking of tips, don't forget to bring a big and expensive present for me to my birthday celebration at P's.
does anyone here knows how to get a box of cigars out of Cuba? please some info at mario.2323@hotmail.com.
Wow...Rail Service to Cuba ???
I can't wait.
Well, you will HAVE to wait as this service will not start until the tunnel is finished. We are hopeful for July 4.
The phone numbers on here are obviously false... looking for someone to help me book a ferry to cuba !! thanks. jklaes@hotmail.com
Phone number works fine for me. I tried it a dozen ways just to be sure.
Perhaps if you put on a pair of red patent shoes, click them together three times, and chant "I am in Cuba, I am in Cuba, I KNOW I am in Cuba," that will help you as it has many others in the past.
Dear Fantasia
How is the schedule looking around mid July from Cancun to Cuba, say 17th, 18th, 19th? Packing pink especially.
Hey there. Any chance of the ferry running around the 17th July 2007. Im leaving my pink dresses at home.
Because the Ferries have been in drydock for the past week and will be there until the 10th, we are, unfortunately fully booked until mid-August on the Cancun route and until late-August on the Key West route.
If you can change your travel plans, we can offer you a considerable discount for the inconvenience.
Is there a good boat ride from Jamaica to Cuba around 23th of July?
Sorry, our Jamaica service is suspended until further notice because the ferry was seized by the Jamaican Coast Guard for not having a sufficient number of pfd's (personal flotation devices), and also because of Hurricane Season.
We hope to offer this service again following a big shopping trip to Boaters' World, and beginning December 1.
hello!
anybody knows anything about ferry from miami to cuba?
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